Sunday, June 12, 2011

Expand the Options, Expand the Fantasy

Perhaps the profile background marital status options are as lacking as the country and fetish options. Here are the current marital status choices: 


Marital Status: 

O In a Relationship
O Happily Married
O Single
O Divorced
O Swinger
O No Answer


Maybe we would benefit from more choices that qualified the possibilities a little better. We could add:

O Unhappily Married
O Indifferently Married
O Conditionally Married
O Confirmed/Committed Singleton
O Separated
O In an Open Relationship (According to My Understanding)
O In an Open Relationship (According to Both Our Understandings)
O Polygamist
O Widowed
O Celibate
O Medically Castrated
O Physically Castrated
O Not Applicable
O Not Possible
O Confused
O In The Middle of a Messy Break-up
O It's Complicated
O Unfit for Human Cohabitation
O Promised
O Obsessed
O Stalking
O Whore
O Attention, Drama or Forum Whore
O Troll
O Sock Puppet
O Serial Monogamist
O Juggling Multiple Commitments
O Married to God(s)
O Bride of Supe (Frankenstein, Dracula, Waddie, etc.)
O Transfer is Pending Further Negotiations and Confirmation of Transfer of Dowry
O Unable to Form the Requisite Intent
O Not of Legal Age for Consent
O Not of Legal Species for Consent
O Walking Wounded
O Weighed Down with Emotional Baggage
O Frequent Flyer
O Bitter, Cynical & Jaded
O Emotional Black Hole
O Emotional/Psychic Vampire
O Roleplaying Supe (Vampire, Werewolf, Witch, etc.)
O Dead
O Corporate Entity




What else?




Repost.  http://forums.utherverse.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=31060

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